Life is weird
i’m a pretty feminist guy, don’t worry, you can come in
feel free…make yourself at home…may i take your coat?…get as comfortable as you can…may i take your shirt?…i mean….i want you to be comfortable…do you want a bath?…it must be so hard to be a woman…yeah, i’m a pretty feminist guy…do you need a nap? here, why don’t you take off all your clothes and get into my bed…it’s cool…i’m pretty progressive…
I can’t sleep because I feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve but instead of presents I get to make out with Santa Claus
That was a bad analogy never mind.
